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The Aeroplane
(1914)

Fun,   pp. 28-32


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30                      THE     AEROPLANE 
Miss Kelleher (as Freshman breaks an ink bottle).--"Who was the most
patient 
man ?" 
Freshman.-"Job." 
Miss K.-"Well don't you think I must be some relation to him?"
Miss Wiley.-"Golden, put your feet under your seat." 
Golden R.-"I can't find 'em." 
Miss B.-"What are the principal parts of raise?" 
Jerry Mc.-"Raise, raised, raisen." 
WIT AND HUMOR 
I know it is a sin 
For us to laugh and grin 
But then it is such fun 
To sit and rub it in. 
-Ex. 
I know a silly maiden 
With many cares o'erladen 
Who wandered where the daisies grew. 
To find out if her love was true 
She picked the petals from the stem, 
And what do you think happened then? 
While in her eye a tear drop bold 
Told secrets of a love untold,- 
A snake came by. 
Then suddenly 
Her love, it grew, 
For from her eyes 
Tears then just flew. 
EAST HIGH THEATRICAL MIRROR. 
"A Fool there Was," 
Leon Entzminger. 
"The Lion and the Mouse," 
Senior and Freshie 
"The Beauty Spot," 
0    East Green Bay High school. 
"Not For a Million," 
Frank Van Laanen 
"To-Day" 
The Demerit List. 
"Uncle Tom's Cabin," 
Joe Martin's Shack. 
"The Better Way," 
Study For a Test. 


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