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Father and I spent a month at Palm Beach, 
Met a widow and daughter and each was a peach. 
We sort of got twisted, mayhap 'twas the water, 
But I married the widow, and pa the daughter. 
When you stop to consider, my daughter's my mother, 
My wife is my granny, my grandson's my brother. 
My Eon is changed to my mother's brother, 
My wife's only daughter, by gum is her mother! 
Now, could any one object under these trying conditions, 
If father and I should change our positions. 
-L. J. CLARK '13. 
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Mr. Coonen, "What is a shadow?" 
Kenneth H. "It's a spot of absence." 
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Miss Black: (In Eng. III.) -"What are pygmies, Anastasia?" 
A. 1). "Sort of little insects." 
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Soene in Com.'l Geog. Class 
Time-l o'clock. 
Place-Miss Zobel's room. 
Miss Zobel: "I want it understood that after the bell has rang 
there shall be order." 
Class laughs. 
Miss Zobel: (blushing) "I did that on purpose." 
Class roars. 
G. 0. "The last time I was here you had a little pig for dinner."
R. L. "Ya, You were here." 
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Patron-"Waiter, there's a spider in my ice cream." 
Waiter-"Serves him right sir. Let him stay there and freeze 
to death. He was in the soup yesterday."-Ex. 
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