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Caledar of Elets 1,ard in tbt Cw aid fIswwe Sept. 9.-Hall of learning receives its schol- "When did Columbus discover America?" ars. An ancient history question put in by Orrie. Sept. 16.-Willie Hoar is unhappy. by,____ Oct. 4.-All classes earn a half holiday. "After Columbus died, he found out that Oct. 8.-Freshmen banner appears in the as- he had not discovered the East Indies." A sembly room. Oct. 28.-Vivian, Raymond, and Henry Volk Senior. depart for the west. Nov. 1.-A Dickens of a program. Teacher, in English History class, "Why Nov. 6, 7, 8.-First quarter examinations, did Queen Elizabeth never marry?" Pupil, Nov. 16.-H. J. C. tries his hand at machin- with great concern, "'I am sure I don't ery. know." Nov. 20.-Miss C. reports Physics class. Dec. 2.-A dramatic scene in Oconto. Misses Pupil in English Literature class, reading C. and F. rush for the train, from Comus, "Wherewith she freezed her Dec. 6. -Literary society entertains Shake- toes (foes) to congealed stone." speare. Dec. 9.-A Senior and Freshman see no stars. Teacher (just before Christmas) "Some of Dec. 14.-New blackboards rejoice our the Ancient History class need some dolls. hearts. Willie, give yours to Arthur." Dec. 20.-All go home for Christmas. Jan. 6.-"A Solitaire." Jan. 8.-Sophomores move to assembly room. Arthur (in Botany class) "An egg contains Jan. 27.-Sad hearts because of half-year re- albumen and helps to nourish the body." ports. Professor- "Thank you, little old hen." Jan. 28.-Class in Theory and Art study the furnace. Pupil (in Theory and Art,) "What are the Jan. 30.-A teacher gets to school before requirements for having a first grade certifi- Tony does. cate renewed?" Teacher- "You must have Jan. 31. -Honi Soit qui mal y pense. taken Theory and Art of Teaching twelve Jan. 31.-Literary election. years in the High School. Feb. 3.-We lose Joseph. Feb. 4.-Prof. Schaub stuffs his ears with Prof:- "Name someone of importance who cotton. It lessens noise. existed one hundred years ago." Feb. 5. -Storm thins the ranks. Freshie- "Me. Feb. 11.-Pictures are taken for The Thistle. Feb. 14.-Special interest in valentines. Feb. 20.-Girls entertain the boys at a Leap Teacher- "Tell about cranberries, Mabel." Year party. Mabel- (hesitatingly) I don't know anything An orange "spoon" is observed. about them?" Teacher-"Well, well, we will Feb. 22-Small boys observe Washington's I have to get you a billy-goat, so you can visit birthday with a grand military march. the marshes." 'Tis said-"Veo's chief aim in life is to run a Teacher, '(In Ancient History,) "What granary. " range of mountains extends the entire length Miss Stafford is one of our teachers, of Italy?" Pupil-The Andes." And she surely is a high reacher; But her pride was humbled, Teacher- "Explain 'To make a man-fly.' When one day she tumbled, The pupils all laugh, especially the girls. And the steps marred some of her features. Freshman-I'm getting so I study-all the Miss Challoner might be slimmer, time. Why I study every night, 9xcept But she certainly has the glimmer, some." In music she shines, And in drawing we find, Pupil in Eng. History- "Cromwell marched She's certainly no beginner, his army across W (h) ales."
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