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Niles, Donald E. (ed.) / The Wisconsin engineer
Volume 48, Number 3 (November 1943)

Daniels, Gene
Static,   pp. 34-[37]


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  "Look at that man swimming out there. Isn't he afraid
of sharks?"
  "He has 'Marquette is the best school in the world'
tattooed on his chest and even a shark couldn't swallow
that."
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  Caldwell applying for a lifeguard job:
  Official: "Can you swim?"
  Caldwell: "No, but I can wade like hell."
  A half breed is a man with a cold in one nostril.
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  When you knock at the door and find husband at home,
then brother, start selling something.
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  "Wish we had a fifth at bridge."
  "You don't need a fifth for bridge, you dope."
  "Well, make it a pint, then."
  "I feel like telling that professor off again."
  "What do you mean, again?"
  "I felt like it yesterday, too."
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  "What kind of a fellow is Max Tauscheck?"
  "Well, the other night the lights went out in his girl's
house, and he spent the rest of the evening tinkering with
the fuses. Judge for yourself."
  A woman drove into a filling station in one of those
bantam cars and tooted her horn. The attendant came
out running and stopped on sight of the miniature car.
Said the driver:
  "Sonny, I want a cup of gas and a tablespoon of oil."
  Dismayed, the attendant glared down at her and shout-
ed: "And I suppose you want me to belch in your tires?"
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  A justice of the peace in a small Maine town was called
upon to perform his first marriage ceremony. After he
had the knot safely tied, the young couple continued to
stand before him as if expecting some further rite.
  Whereupon the justice stammered out, in a desperate
attempt to round off the ceremony with something of a
religious turn, "There, there it's all over! Go, and sin no
more! "
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