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Jokes 
Laugh and Live 
If you can't laugh at these jokes, pucker up your face so as to make 
a form of a smile. 
Teacher-"I wonder why I can't hear today." 
Student-"Because it's foggy." 
"Has anyone seen the keys ?" 
"On the piano." 
If you want to get ahead, use it. 
Frenchy-"What are you laughing at?" 
Mutt-"At nothing." 
Frenchy-"That's me." 
PICTURE YOURSELF BEING 
Mr. Sherwood-Keeping order in the high school. 
Mr. Carey-Pounding science into our boneheads. 
Miss Hayes-Teaching us English, debate, and dramatics. 
Miss Holliman-Teaching us stenography and typewriting. 
Miss Carney-Explaining a geometry problem to a bunch of dough- 
heads. 
Miss Johnson-Trying to teach the students why U. S. is on the map. 
Miss Loomer-Explaining the Latin phrase, "Ega amo te." 
Miss Cutland-Demonstrating how to make some of those delicious 
dishes. 
Mr. Werrell-Teaching some nuts how to cut a board square. 
-Very Simple 
You can always fool a girl. Ask Mutt. 
Student-"Why is a teacher like a lemon exasperated?" 
Student-"She gives the students a sour appearance when throwing 
her juicy words." 
Why do all girls have large smiles on their faces when a new student 
enters High ? 
Ask James, he knows-Experience. 
Listen to the Quartette-"Loka Zelena, Na Posekana." 
Frenchy-"What do we go to school for?" 
Sug-"Oh, don't you know?" Better ask Mutt and Josie. 
Miss Kubitz-"John, take your seat." 
John-"I can't; it's fastened down." 
Miss C.-"You can't add tables and chairs together." 
Harold-"Yes, you can; six tables and six chairs makes eleven pieces
of furniture."