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Niles, Donald E. (ed.) / The Wisconsin engineer
Volume 48, Number 3 (November 1943)

Daniels, Gene
Static,   pp. 34-[37]


Page 34


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(humor)
stolen by
     qeeme 7baouiel1A, e'45
  No, that e'45 is not wrong; the guy transferred from
civil to electrical. Now watch the Static.
  Law Prof (at registration): "So you are a pre-legal,
eh?"
  Student: "Like hell. I'm the youngest in our family."
                          .
  Reprinted without permission from The Wisconsin
Octopus.
  Ed Stenson, A.S., thinks he's going to see a page of
jokes all plagiarized from The Virginia Tech Engineer.
Wishing him a merry trip to Great Lakes soon, we are
reprinting the following:
  Motor Cop: "Hey, you! Didn't you hear me tell you
to pull over?"
  Driver: "Why, Ir thought you said, 'Good afternoon,
Senator'."
  Motor Cop: "Isn't it a warm day, Senator?"
  She was only an optician's daughter, but two glasses
and what a spectacle she made.
                          0
  "That's a pretty dress you have on."
  "Yes, I only wear it to teas."
  "Whom?"
                          .
  Highlight of last semester was the time several social-
minded civils brought their dates to Professor Wood-
burn's class in water supply. The girls learned all about
plumbing and other things civils are interested in.
                          S
  The Pi Tau Sigmas are drinking their beer with oil in
it. Strange people these mechanicals.
                          0
  No kidding, the jokes aren't all this bad. For proof
come up to 356 M.E. building and read the ones we've
left out of the magazine, but put up on the bulletin board.
  Don Caldwell, whose picture adorns another part of
this mag, is interested in having his phone number print-
ed for the benefit of girls who might have gone astray
and read The Engineer. Without further ceremony, here
it is-F. 9262.
  Saddest story of the last week in each semester: "Next
semester everything is going to be different-no late re-
ports--no cut classes . . . "
          Willie in a fit insane,
            Thrust his head beneath a train.
          All were quite surprised to find
            How it broadened Willie's mind.
                         0
  Wisdom-Knowing what to do next.
  Skill-Knowing how to do it.
  Virtue-Not doing it.
  Guest (to host in new house): "Hello, old pal, how do
you find it here?"
  Host: "Walk right upstairs and then two doors to the
left."
  She was only a
resistance.
conductor's daughter, but she had a low
                         0
  She was only a grave-digger's daughter, but you should
see her lower the bier.
                         0
MODERN GIRL
Legs
Body
Necks
By Steinway
  By Fisher
By the hour
THE WISCONSIN ENGINEER
STA TIC
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